Curation

• imaginary problems are the root of bad software
• radical simplicity
• stop future proofing software
• why can't we make simple software
• people come for the features but stay for the details
• preventing the collapse of civilization
• the thirty million line problem
• programming culture is broken
• an idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity
• solve problems as they come
• grug brain dev
• microservices - please, don’t
• monoliths, migrations, and microservices
• monolith first
• the magestic monolith
• optimize for developer productivity
• gitlab modular monolith
• i'm going to scale my foot up your ass
• they're rebuilding the death star of complexity
• devops is bullshit
• computers are fast
• latency numbers every programmer should know
• your computer is faster than you think
• one big server
• consider sqlite
• scaling sqlite to 4m qps
• $2.2M/year single server
• stackexchange has 9 web servers
• hackernews runs on two machines
• preemptive oop is wrong
• get oop out of your brain
• oop is not the only way to program
• more thoughts on spas
• the web is a harsh manager
• static typing
• use a rdbms
• consider sqlite
• scaling yourself
• being glue
• small teams